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We won't be fooled again

2008-12-04T18:44:00.000-08:00

Since the dawn of man the sunset has always held a special place in our hearts. It is the long rest, the full retreat, the long road we all must walk. But the question is, what was before and what was after.

Before the dawn there was the birth of the sun, the shaping of the earth, the dance that eventually locked us into a warm spot close to the sun.

Was it chance? Was it intentional? Was it inevitable?

One ting is for sure, Thom Yorke was right. . .

Everything is in it's right place.

Pirates of the Great Salt Lake

2008-08-26T00:11:00.000-07:00

You feel the urge to see a film.

Finding nothing good at the video store you wander into a small local theater and you will find this playing.

Beep Beep From the Deep

2008-08-17T01:00:00.000-07:00

This seems like the perfect year for capturing radio signals from outer space.

We will find that, much like us on Earth, the aliens like mellow grooves over a swirling solar system.

Some sites claim this has alrready happened.

Sites like this one,

http://www.russiatoday.com/features/news/28885

Well, you can fool some of the people all of the time, but you can't lead a drunk horse to water.

A Shoe and a Shovel

2008-01-16T10:27:00.000-08:00

you will trip on your laces
and almost fall on your face as
you twirl around slipping
while needlessly gripping

a shovel and rake
what a senseless mistake
as you intend to clean
the walkway you've seen

covered up with some snow
and where does time go
as you fall to the ground
and make an odd sound

and as you look up
and see high above
does that cloud appear
to look like a deer?

and why did you go
outside in the snow
did you think it would do
to wear just one shoe

clearly you are insane

Happy Halloween!!!

2007-10-19T22:30:00.001-07:00

Arctic October surprise

2006-09-28T19:30:00.000-07:00

As the fall falls on us like a mattress from a passing truck, you will at least twice find yourself underdressed and unimpressed.

It has been at least three weeks since you called your nearest distant relative which clearly states that the parting shot of 'goofball' was probably better left unuttered.

You are not prone to being a prone pawn but rather enjoy a prompt prawn for dinner.

In the attempt to gather nuts for the winter you will need a bigger wagon and a larger stump.

You will lose weight while you wait for Tom Waits to evolve into a lose change stranger with daffodil palms and tear drop smiles.

You have

2006-09-15T08:59:00.000-07:00

you have a silly nose

you have but moments to live. . . think fast

you have everything you ever wanted

you have got it going on and on till the break of the dawn of man

you have a suprise in your shorts

you have got to be kidding

open doors would soon be shit

2006-08-23T18:40:00.000-07:00

You have a profound view of really boring subjects.

You have often wondered aloud which way it is to get where you are going, but you rarely ponder where you have just been.

If the next month does not make you rich it will make you think.

Keep your guard up and your stereo down, especially when in a vehicle this week as the police are wondering where that loud booming noise is coming from.

Penn and Teller: War on Drugs - Google Video

2006-08-16T21:56:00.000-07:00

AN amazing half hour. The BEST show on the war on drugs I have seen to date.

Take a minute and enjoy the cool hard facts. Penn and Teller really nailed this one.

Penn and Teller: Bullshit! War on Drugs - Google Video

super california luscious extra halitosis

2006-08-04T22:46:00.000-07:00

your top three diseases have diminshed and gone into the west.

your fingernail is connected to the earlobe.

amazing things are happening all around you while you sleep, you just don't seem to have the tenacity to wake up and smell the roses.

you used to be a morning person.

you will find yourself in the back of a large car awating extradition to a small country near Brazil.

dark nights and hot summer

2006-07-16T10:09:00.000-07:00

You will wake up and see that the nights seem shorter and the days seem hotterer.

You have a misplaced sense of direction, but it will not affect you much as you stumble towards the couch.

You are ever optimistic in your endless cynical approach to acitivsm, just give in to the fatalistic blown fuse approach to the world. It will get you exactly where you are.

I sense that you are scoffing at material things like tricycles and pop tarts. Why is unclear to me, but I think it has something to do with your childhood accident.

Surely you remember the time that a clown laughed at you.

He is still laughing at you, but now he is serving five to ten in Gitmo.

Open Door Politicy

2006-06-26T21:25:00.000-07:00

You will feel a strange emptiness in your wallet. (taxed much?)

You have never felt felt that felt so smooth.

You will soon add to your open door policy a screen door clause.

The winning numbers will be 7 9 23 15 35 - 18

You will give half the winnings to charity.

you are getting sleepy

2006-06-20T23:51:00.000-07:00

first come first served
majority rules
seating by class
thanks for the fools

social dictators
devices of force
personal issues
and person divorce

go back to sleep.

To quote Lee,

"The problem with me is that I never finish what I

In the future

2006-05-26T22:51:00.000-07:00

Seven seconds will equal the time it takes to cook a meal for four as well as the length of time it takes to wash clothes in a supertechwash machine invented (reverse engineered from aliens actually) by a farmer from Idaho.

Once the walls we build around each nation of this Earth provide a good nights rest for all the inner inhabitants thereof, we will feel a whole lot better about our neighbours and then we can say, with full passion of heart, "Mr. Bush, Tear Down This Wall!!!" (cheers)

Once we have checked everyone's ID and issued national ID cards with chips implanted in our skin, we we be able to track and sell to starving children in the Sudan with the same efficiency with which we buy condos in Milan.

http://www.mercycorps.org/

The rich, who are rotten, are poor.
The poor, who are rotten, are blind.
The middle class, has no idea.
The rest of the world needs therapy

it will always be a close race

2006-05-13T20:50:00.000-07:00

In politics, the two party system found it can squeeze the little guys buy having the corporate media always cover each election as it is REALLY close.

This way, you never are inspired to try a new party.

You find happiness in odd places, like Canada and the southern part of North Carolina.

Expect two neighbours to suddenly move away from your hometown.

You are wearing a shirt that says a lot about you (behind your back).

forever temporary

2006-03-29T23:25:00.000-08:00

You have just got a long term position in a short term company.

You will be asked to sign a pre-nuptual agreement and a post-nuptual write up of where your relationship went wrong.

You seem to be engaged to all the wrong events and this bothers you terribly.

Your heart aches for true love and for the huge steak you had last night (which is odd because of your recent vow of vegetarianism).

poliwhadilywhodilly

2006-03-20T22:40:00.000-08:00

This chasm between policy and people, between politics and commonplace life continues to grow. and with it a disdain,a polarization of us against them.

the nays have it, and they won't give it back.

see forever

2006-03-20T22:16:00.000-08:00

You will hear a strange noise coming from outside your dream.

A neighbour will pass by your house at an unusually early hour in the morning.

An unknown visitor will pass through your town, but get funny looks from the townsfolk and will leave saddened.

You will disocver one of the best friends that you never knew you had, and he will be alot like Yoda.

Being guided by thrills will either save you, or break you.

Now, for the inspirational thought of the day:

Keep opening doors

To the Layman

2006-02-22T12:50:00.000-08:00

To the layman everthing seems to be alright.

People often tell you that you are extremely deep, then when you leave they add that you are not very wide.

I suggest you get a second opinion, because this one of yours is pretty whack!

You will meet a strange person when you go into the next public restroom. The will say something like, 'shake it more than twice and you're playing with it'.

Next time you are downtown, you will stand facing a brick wall and yell at it in some made up language that sounds like Klingon.

There is a hill with your name on it

2006-01-19T21:10:00.000-08:00

The grass will grow tall as you walk past it.

You have the strange feeling that someone is following you as you drive down I-5 at 8:04 in the morning.

It has been awhile since you called on any of your dead relatives to solve any of your personal problems. They are waiting patiently.

After a short snooze you find those pillow lines on loved ones faces to be super cute.

You will not use all your minutes next month on you personal cell phone as it will be lodged in the back of a shiny black pickup truck that gave you a ride home from the 'seahawks superbowl win game' (which is a new scratch ticket sold at clubs to make up for the money lost on betting on the dolphins {who were not even in the playoffs, you should have called me on that one}).

You smell like you've just seen the presidential debate from 2004 of the Bush/Kerry campaign. Take a shower, please!!!

build to spill - So this is the new year?

2006-01-01T11:21:00.000-08:00

build on it, don't dwell on it.

'Your assumptions about your fellow man are wrong, of course I could be wrong about that.'

There is an ever increasing ring of fire emnating from your aura, at first it looked like a halo, but now it is more like a smoke ring from a blazing circus show.

You will find yourself characterized in a movie about small minded dim-witted, morons, who incessantly defend racial and sexual abuses. Not to worry, it's just a movie and you would never really do such things. . . . anymore. . . . after reading this.

Your family has its own unique smell as they do not have their own unique bathroom (the outhouse idea is old and worn out, seek a new architect puh-leeaze.).

Now that others are listening to your fav music, you don't like it anymore.

Seeing is the end of believeing, and 'believe you me, I do believe' {you will get bonus points if you know who wrote those lyrics}.

'may the terror of war be overrun by the beauty of peace' Savannah -msjonesie~ (mod for the tribalsouls yahoo group)

hot rod

2005-11-24T10:03:00.000-08:00

Hot rodding will get you everywhere.

You will again relay the story of a dinner past, the one you have relayed a thousand times, but again, noone will be paying any attention.

You will spill out onto the street with music guiding your feet.

You will give thanks for the peace and quite from thew normally noisy neighbours. In fact you will call them on the phone and say, "HEY!!!!! Thanks for nothing."

Your potatoes are burning in the oven.

You will wear red in the next week, and it will scare a small child.

You will wear out your welcome. . . . . . . . . Matt.

You have nothing to say about the world, yet you will blab on and on.

You will be busy breaking up perfectly matched sweaters and ties.

Sir, your ozone seems to be depleted.

2005-11-09T21:36:00.000-08:00

You lost something so precious and irreplacable that your life could never be the same without it, but not to worry, it goes on sale next week at the mall.

If you go through life thinking that everyone is a fricking idiot, you'll probably be sorely disappointed. And you'll probably never really see how great some of the people around you really are. . . you frickin idiot.

Every day that you wear white after labour day you will pay dearly for the cleaning bill.

No matter how high the hill, or how low the valley,
No matter which window's slam in your face,
No matter how many times you fail
'Keep opening doors'
It is the only way to find where you should hang that wreath.

You will need surgery if you keep sitting on that funny bone.

You will need a drink if you keep talking with your mouth open.

You have many friends, but none of them are brave enough to tell you the truth about your behind.

Your frail funny bone will suffer a fracture Friday in a frantic fanatical fiasco.

Rocks are people too.

If you live your life guided by thrills, you might end up taking huge pills.

Go easy on the eyes.

Spare me my ribs.

YES!!!

2005-10-26T22:22:00.000-07:00

The Operation was a success.

You found what you had been looking for, but had forgotten where you had hid the thing that was quite important indeed, I'll say, yes, quite, Uh huh, um hmm.

Over the years you have grown more politically cynical, which has caused you to divorce yourself from the 'franchise' parties and go with the more fringe parties.

Like the "Vegan-crossdressing-saladdressing-hopscotch-grouphappiness-overlooked-underlaid" Party.

The "Love thine enemy, Don't talk to strangers" motto always seemed like an odd way to live. SO you've chosen to talk to your enemy's strangers about thine love.

Answer the next phone call on the third ring. It will be the delivery guy, but he will have forgotten your salad and root beer. . . again.

Poems do not have to rhyme to make sense.

Art is in the eye of the beholder, unless he or she has worn protective glasses.

Everyone has their fifteen minutes of fame, but only after their twelve weeks of hellish nightmares.

Halloween will not come and go this year. It will come, and then stick around through the holidays and then leave on the second of January, next year.

Wear red.

Peace, please.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

Scott~

Hello Halloween

2005-10-23T10:31:00.000-07:00

You wore orange in the past and will wear a smile in the future.

Your largest critic will have a heart attack.

You smell like you've just seen a ghost.

Somewhere a politician is plotting to attract your vote like honey to a tea cup.

You have the heart of a strong person, but it is in a jar on your desk at home (thanks Stephen king).

Your days are numbered, but only because we use this calendar type system. Had we selected to letter the days instead of numbering them then your days would be lettered (and so would everyone else's).

Oh, and if we had chose to letter days then perhaps there would only be 26 days in a month. Er. . . would that be in countries where they speak English.

Do the French have 26 letters in their alphabet?

Gee, this lettering system would be complex, no wonder we abandoned it.

But wait, if we had a universal language, one that everyone spoke, then we could have uniform calendars.

And we all could also wear uniforms because, why does any individual need to be unique.

And we could also think and act alike.

It would be good to report anyone that did not comply with the 'Conformed code of life'.

You will conform well.

Won't you?

I know you will!

NOT!

NOT!

(see, now it is the whole -double negative thing- Spooooooky)
{Now you must decide how diabolical you will be!!!}

{or NOT}

[I'll stop now]

Open the door

2005-10-02T11:21:00.000-07:00

You have a strange curiosity about the squeeking noise coming from the cellar.

You are more intrigued by the fact that you do not have a cellar.

An opportunity at work will have you thinking about a past relationship.

A stranger will offer you a banana.

Your eyelids will close sometime in the next thirty to fifty hours.

There on the table

2005-09-20T17:35:00.000-07:00

You lost your fav pair of socks.

They are under the couch.

You lost your sense of smell.

It is under investigation.

A strange man will come to your birthday party dressed as you.

It will not be a costume party, rather an 'Invite a strange man to your birthday party dressed as you' party.

They are all the rage in Sweden. . . in the year 2034.

TV will cease to exist over the air for three years while it undergoes construction.

The Internet will take over by allowing you to watch your fav shows right after they have been filmed.

Like 'Sex in the Chevy' (A soon to be proposed sitcom about smalltown love), 'Filmore Girls' (A dreadful attempt to emulate the raving success of the 'Gilmore Girls', which propelled several cast members into congressional seats), and 'King of the Simpsons-o-rama' (which will be a spin off, revival, renewal for three beloved television shows The Simpsons - Futurama - King of the Hill).

You will read a book about people.

It will make you think.

You will loan the book to your pal and he will not return it for two years.

The door knob will hit you where the good lord split ya.

There will be peace in the valleys, but you folks in the hills, wear earplugs.

King of the Word

2005-09-15T09:34:00.000-07:00

You spoke out.
Sure it made others laugh, but that little old lady in the corner cried.

It's easy to be the bully when the person you are pushing around walks with a cane and a couple aspirin. [I know because I used to work in a rest home, but the funny thing is, I'd wake up the old folks about two thirty in the morning to sing old war songs and Indian leg wrestle. ]

Anyway, back to your psychic reading -

You smell funny today. You always look funny, but today, the smell. . .

You have not embarked on any great mission for at least six months, and it is time to start writing down a game plan.

No, use the blue ink.

You have endorsed candidates for failure and corruption.

You have not stood up to those who have sat next to you.

You have not called on the forces that gave you their phone number just last week.

BUT, (and it is a big but)

You have seen through the muck and the shucks enough to play the blame game.

Congrats, on your new jacket.

Make sure you don't leave it on the back of a wooden chair at a nice coffee spot you've only been to twice (the barista actually likes the coat and it won't end up in the lost and found, if you know what I mean).

Best wishes and

OOH, I almost forgot. . . BUY all the 'Acts of God' insurance you can buy.

I know you will have a great day (except for you, Phil, wear your running shoes today, not that they will help you much),

PSychicblogger

Pirates & Emperors

2005-06-21T02:16:00.000-07:00

Pirates & Emperors

I was on this site when I happened upon this psuedo-schoolhouse rock version of what in the world we are doing.

It is funny, and quite to the point.

Enjoy and discuss amongst yourselves.

Scott~

Pine Comb

2005-06-20T22:15:00.000-07:00

Every seventh day you will pine for the ninth.

Each passing moment will pass like gas.

Even the weakest of men still find time to cry like little baby girls.

Each good boy deserves Beverages.

Enjoy,

Yo estoy

Life of Quest

2005-06-05T15:06:00.000-07:00

You endorsed a loser last year, and they are in a political office.

You smell like roses, after they have been through a bitter divorce.

But not to worry, the sun will shine again.

After the perfect storm.

A stranger will drive past your house at four in the morning, but he will not stop as he is in a hurry.

Overly developed underweight pop stars will impress on a staff of hotel personnel that they have no moral fibers in their bodies.

If that suprises you, then you have been watching the wrong network.

And by the way, how does this net work?

Speak up, I can't hear you!

Oh oh oh oh oh ohhh oh oooh oh oh oh oh !!!

Jumbo Size That

2005-05-21T00:00:00.000-07:00

Well Well Well.

Have we been sniffing round the old kitchen one minute too long?

perhaps you should sweat off a few pounds singing a song.

I know I could use a degree,

In orchestral maneuvers that occur after three.

Dare I say more, perhaps I should wait,

I open my mouth, and in goes the cake.

Are not we men?

2005-04-17T21:56:00.000-07:00

Happy strung go lucky day.
Overt covert blown away.

Orange, purple, haze of blue.
Ocean mist is seafoam true

Lost in transit, safe return
Homeless puppy, receipt? Return!

Length of time, not accurate
On big plumpness, we have sat.

Derelict and then sucked dry
Waving musket flowers high.

sore throat ever filled with strep
Open mind is bandaged up.

Poetry was never my strong breath.

You Have Not

2005-04-04T21:33:00.000-07:00

You have not a clue, but that is okay, as you are about to find that which you did not know you were looking for. But I did. . . . I knew you were looking for it.

You have grown wise in your basement.

Wise men have seen past the sign and now they are in line with the divine state of time versus that fine line of cinematic desperation time.

It does not good to flick your nose at a nin-com-poop.

It does not good to search google for nincompoop either.

I have not the time, nor the inclination to lay down.

Your roots are showing, and I used to like it.

Your car is not worth the paper it is printed on.

I hope you get two of everything you want one of.

Peace!

Spring into Summer

2005-03-19T17:11:00.000-08:00

You will find yourself, oddly enough, springing from winter into spring. This would be just fine, if summer wasn't peeking it's head around the corner whispering, come out and play with me.

A large dog will walk slowly down the street in California, while across the country in New York a large dog will be doing the exact same thing.

Another shocking thing. . . an eel.

You have large amounts of envy, but like your Halloween costumes from last year, you keep them in a box stored at the local church with the words, 'do not open, sinful box'.

Best wishes,
Hugs and kisses,
How's the mrs.,
Don't sleep with the fishes,

True Dat

Just Is

2005-01-30T13:40:00.000-08:00

Love is in the air, so wear a smock.

Dreams are everywhere, but that is no reason to stay asleep.

You have been visited by someone in your area in the past three years.

You will find yourself suffering from a small bout of chicken socks. Which is a bizarre form of arm flapping whilst making the silliest noises and wearing socks on your hands.

Your grandma's recipe for tapioca will end up on the internet as a new additive for bio-diesel fuel.

You are wearing something white.

Under the overpass

2005-01-22T13:47:00.000-08:00

underscoring the overbite
of a centuries worth of instant camera flashes
we wobble but don't fall down.

eclipsed by a honda accord convention
we dripped loningly into the pool of least resistance fighters

overly cautious,
we boldly stayed quite about the yelling horse man in the last race
(Nostradummas was clearly talking about Howard Dean in that last quatrain)

fretting about the guitar strings
we played our last hand like a muted trupmet

but we played flat notes on paper pads with broken pencils and dormant dorm room drama's.

dear.

Heavy Hitters

2005-01-12T21:36:00.000-08:00

Like wings of a dove, you will flap around hysterically.
Laughing at the multi coloured hat worn out by years of breakdancing

Oh yes, the whispers will all be true,
except the ones about you.
dreams can come true, but
only if they come by way of Brooklyn.

a deer in the headlights is worth two in the bush

a squirrel in hand is worth a squirrel in the bush

what is this in the bush thing?

Wait, I'll guess, er um, prophesy that is means the country will be bush free after our next election, unless you count Jeb bush.

He'll carry on, and on, and on.

lest the country vote libertarian.

By the way, you are happy to see me, again.

mucho distorto

2005-01-06T20:20:00.000-08:00

Another great disturbance in the force has been felt.

It seems the nuclear fibers on my shirt have come unraveled causing the mushroom cloud to now look like a lightening bolt.

But of greater import, the export market will rise and the import value of oil of viola will be a huge hit. . . when it smashes box office records kept in a fragile glass housing.

Best wishes for the new year,

May it bring sobering news and life affirming activities,

SO it is written, so shall it be published,

Sorry Everybody

2004-12-19T16:10:00.000-08:00

Sorry Everybody

This site came across my desk.

It has humour and an international flavour to it.

Of course, if you worked hard for what you believe in, you should not really have many regrets, but it still seemed interesting enough to inspect. There are people of all types shown here. ANd you are free to post your own photo in this catalogue.

Best wishes for the holydays,

Scott

A great Disturbance

2004-12-16T20:55:00.000-08:00

There will be a great and horrible disturbance in the force over the next few years.

These times will try our medle and see what it is we art made of.

A person at least twice, will bump into another person today.

This will happen twice and perhaps again thrice.

A great thing will also happen in another country, but as the news only covers bad things you may not hear of it, but trust the psychic blog. . . it happened.

I really mean it.

You, despite a history to the contrary, will sleep really well tonight.

You are not gay anymore.

Welcome to the Psychic Blog

2004-12-03T23:26:00.000-08:00

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