Friday, May 26, 2006

In the future


Seven seconds will equal the time it takes to cook a meal for four as well as the length of time it takes to wash clothes in a supertechwash machine invented (reverse engineered from aliens actually) by a farmer from Idaho.

Once the walls we build around each nation of this Earth provide a good nights rest for all the inner inhabitants thereof, we will feel a whole lot better about our neighbours and then we can say, with full passion of heart, "Mr. Bush, Tear Down This Wall!!!" (cheers)

Once we have checked everyone's ID and issued national ID cards with chips implanted in our skin, we we be able to track and sell to starving children in the Sudan with the same efficiency with which we buy condos in Milan.

http://www.mercycorps.org/

The rich, who are rotten, are poor.
The poor, who are rotten, are blind.
The middle class, has no idea.
The rest of the world needs therapy

Saturday, May 13, 2006

it will always be a close race

In politics, the two party system found it can squeeze the little guys buy having the corporate media always cover each election as it is REALLY close.

This way, you never are inspired to try a new party.

You find happiness in odd places, like Canada and the southern part of North Carolina.

Expect two neighbours to suddenly move away from your hometown.

You are wearing a shirt that says a lot about you (behind your back).