You lost your fav pair of socks.
They are under the couch.
You lost your sense of smell.
It is under investigation.
A strange man will come to your birthday party dressed as you.
It will not be a costume party, rather an 'Invite a strange man to your birthday party dressed as you' party.
They are all the rage in Sweden. . . in the year 2034.
TV will cease to exist over the air for three years while it undergoes construction.
The Internet will take over by allowing you to watch your fav shows right after they have been filmed.
Like 'Sex in the Chevy' (A soon to be proposed sitcom about smalltown love), 'Filmore Girls' (A dreadful attempt to emulate the raving success of the 'Gilmore Girls', which propelled several cast members into congressional seats), and 'King of the Simpsons-o-rama' (which will be a spin off, revival, renewal for three beloved television shows The Simpsons - Futurama - King of the Hill).
You will read a book about people.
It will make you think.
You will loan the book to your pal and he will not return it for two years.
The door knob will hit you where the good lord split ya.
There will be peace in the valleys, but you folks in the hills, wear earplugs.
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