There is a hill with your name on it

The grass will grow tall as you walk past it.

You have the strange feeling that someone is following you as you drive down I-5 at 8:04 in the morning.

It has been awhile since you called on any of your dead relatives to solve any of your personal problems. They are waiting patiently.

After a short snooze you find those pillow lines on loved ones faces to be super cute.

You will not use all your minutes next month on you personal cell phone as it will be lodged in the back of a shiny black pickup truck that gave you a ride home from the 'seahawks superbowl win game' (which is a new scratch ticket sold at clubs to make up for the money lost on betting on the dolphins {who were not even in the playoffs, you should have called me on that one}).

You smell like you've just seen the presidential debate from 2004 of the Bush/Kerry campaign. Take a shower, please!!!