To the Layman

To the layman everthing seems to be alright.

People often tell you that you are extremely deep, then when you leave they add that you are not very wide.

I suggest you get a second opinion, because this one of yours is pretty whack!

You will meet a strange person when you go into the next public restroom. The will say something like, 'shake it more than twice and you're playing with it'.

Next time you are downtown, you will stand facing a brick wall and yell at it in some made up language that sounds like Klingon.