Thursday, December 04, 2008

We won't be fooled again

Since the dawn of man the sunset has always held a special place in our hearts. It is the long rest, the full retreat, the long road we all must walk. But the question is, what was before and what was after.

Before the dawn there was the birth of the sun, the shaping of the earth, the dance that eventually locked us into a warm spot close to the sun.

Was it chance? Was it intentional? Was it inevitable?

One ting is for sure, Thom Yorke was right. . .

Everything is in it's right place.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Pirates of the Great Salt Lake

You feel the urge to see a film.

Finding nothing good at the video store you wander into a small local theater and you will find this playing.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Beep Beep From the Deep

This seems like the perfect year for capturing radio signals from outer space.

We will find that, much like us on Earth, the aliens like mellow grooves over a swirling solar system.

Some sites claim this has alrready happened.

Sites like this one,

Well, you can fool some of the people all of the time, but you can't lead a drunk horse to water.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

A Shoe and a Shovel

you will trip on your laces
and almost fall on your face as
you twirl around slipping
while needlessly gripping

a shovel and rake
what a senseless mistake
as you intend to clean
the walkway you've seen

covered up with some snow
and where does time go
as you fall to the ground
and make an odd sound

and as you look up
and see high above
does that cloud appear
to look like a deer?

and why did you go
outside in the snow
did you think it would do
to wear just one shoe

clearly you are insane

Friday, October 19, 2007

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Arctic October surprise

As the fall falls on us like a mattress from a passing truck, you will at least twice find yourself underdressed and unimpressed.

It has been at least three weeks since you called your nearest distant relative which clearly states that the parting shot of 'goofball' was probably better left unuttered.

You are not prone to being a prone pawn but rather enjoy a prompt prawn for dinner.

In the attempt to gather nuts for the winter you will need a bigger wagon and a larger stump.

You will lose weight while you wait for Tom Waits to evolve into a lose change stranger with daffodil palms and tear drop smiles.

Friday, September 15, 2006

You have

you have a silly nose

you have but moments to live. . . think fast

you have everything you ever wanted

you have got it going on and on till the break of the dawn of man

you have a suprise in your shorts

you have got to be kidding