Arctic October surprise

As the fall falls on us like a mattress from a passing truck, you will at least twice find yourself underdressed and unimpressed.

It has been at least three weeks since you called your nearest distant relative which clearly states that the parting shot of 'goofball' was probably better left unuttered.

You are not prone to being a prone pawn but rather enjoy a prompt prawn for dinner.

In the attempt to gather nuts for the winter you will need a bigger wagon and a larger stump.

You will lose weight while you wait for Tom Waits to evolve into a lose change stranger with daffodil palms and tear drop smiles.

You have

you have a silly nose

you have but moments to live. . . think fast

you have everything you ever wanted

you have got it going on and on till the break of the dawn of man

you have a suprise in your shorts

you have got to be kidding