YES!!!

The Operation was a success.

You found what you had been looking for, but had forgotten where you had hid the thing that was quite important indeed, I'll say, yes, quite, Uh huh, um hmm.

Over the years you have grown more politically cynical, which has caused you to divorce yourself from the 'franchise' parties and go with the more fringe parties.

Like the "Vegan-crossdressing-saladdressing-hopscotch-grouphappiness-overlooked-underlaid" Party.

The "Love thine enemy, Don't talk to strangers" motto always seemed like an odd way to live. SO you've chosen to talk to your enemy's strangers about thine love.

Answer the next phone call on the third ring. It will be the delivery guy, but he will have forgotten your salad and root beer. . . again.

Poems do not have to rhyme to make sense.

Art is in the eye of the beholder, unless he or she has worn protective glasses.

Everyone has their fifteen minutes of fame, but only after their twelve weeks of hellish nightmares.

Halloween will not come and go this year. It will come, and then stick around through the holidays and then leave on the second of January, next year.

Wear red.

Peace, please.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

Scott~

Hello Halloween

You wore orange in the past and will wear a smile in the future.

Your largest critic will have a heart attack.

You smell like you've just seen a ghost.

Somewhere a politician is plotting to attract your vote like honey to a tea cup.

You have the heart of a strong person, but it is in a jar on your desk at home (thanks Stephen king).

Your days are numbered, but only because we use this calendar type system. Had we selected to letter the days instead of numbering them then your days would be lettered (and so would everyone else's).

Oh, and if we had chose to letter days then perhaps there would only be 26 days in a month. Er. . . would that be in countries where they speak English.

Do the French have 26 letters in their alphabet?

Gee, this lettering system would be complex, no wonder we abandoned it.

But wait, if we had a universal language, one that everyone spoke, then we could have uniform calendars.

And we all could also wear uniforms because, why does any individual need to be unique.

And we could also think and act alike.

It would be good to report anyone that did not comply with the 'Conformed code of life'.

You will conform well.

Won't you?



I know you will!









NOT!









NOT!

(see, now it is the whole -double negative thing- Spooooooky)
{Now you must decide how diabolical you will be!!!}









{or NOT}



[I'll stop now]

Open the door

You have a strange curiosity about the squeeking noise coming from the cellar.

You are more intrigued by the fact that you do not have a cellar.

An opportunity at work will have you thinking about a past relationship.

A stranger will offer you a banana.

Your eyelids will close sometime in the next thirty to fifty hours.