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You have a profound view of really boring subjects.

You have often wondered aloud which way it is to get where you are going, but you rarely ponder where you have just been.

If the next month does not make you rich it will make you think.

Keep your guard up and your stereo down, especially when in a vehicle this week as the police are wondering where that loud booming noise is coming from.

Penn and Teller: War on Drugs - Google Video

AN amazing half hour. The BEST show on the war on drugs I have seen to date.

Take a minute and enjoy the cool hard facts. Penn and Teller really nailed this one.

Penn and Teller: Bullshit! War on Drugs - Google Video

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your top three diseases have diminshed and gone into the west.

your fingernail is connected to the earlobe.

amazing things are happening all around you while you sleep, you just don't seem to have the tenacity to wake up and smell the roses.

you used to be a morning person.

you will find yourself in the back of a large car awating extradition to a small country near Brazil.