Sunday, January 30, 2005

Just Is

Love is in the air, so wear a smock.

Dreams are everywhere, but that is no reason to stay asleep.

You have been visited by someone in your area in the past three years.

You will find yourself suffering from a small bout of chicken socks. Which is a bizarre form of arm flapping whilst making the silliest noises and wearing socks on your hands.

Your grandma's recipe for tapioca will end up on the internet as a new additive for bio-diesel fuel.

You are wearing something white.

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Under the overpass

underscoring the overbite
of a centuries worth of instant camera flashes
we wobble but don't fall down.

eclipsed by a honda accord convention
we dripped loningly into the pool of least resistance fighters

overly cautious,
we boldly stayed quite about the yelling horse man in the last race
(Nostradummas was clearly talking about Howard Dean in that last quatrain)

fretting about the guitar strings
we played our last hand like a muted trupmet

but we played flat notes on paper pads with broken pencils and dormant dorm room drama's.

dear.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Heavy Hitters

Like wings of a dove, you will flap around hysterically.
Laughing at the multi coloured hat worn out by years of breakdancing

Oh yes, the whispers will all be true,
except the ones about you.
dreams can come true, but
only if they come by way of Brooklyn.

a deer in the headlights is worth two in the bush

a squirrel in hand is worth a squirrel in the bush

what is this in the bush thing?

Wait, I'll guess, er um, prophesy that is means the country will be bush free after our next election, unless you count Jeb bush.

He'll carry on, and on, and on.

lest the country vote libertarian.

By the way, you are happy to see me, again.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

mucho distorto

Another great disturbance in the force has been felt.

It seems the nuclear fibers on my shirt have come unraveled causing the mushroom cloud to now look like a lightening bolt.

But of greater import, the export market will rise and the import value of oil of viola will be a huge hit. . . when it smashes box office records kept in a fragile glass housing.

Best wishes for the new year,

May it bring sobering news and life affirming activities,

SO it is written, so shall it be published,