mucho distorto

Another great disturbance in the force has been felt.

It seems the nuclear fibers on my shirt have come unraveled causing the mushroom cloud to now look like a lightening bolt.

But of greater import, the export market will rise and the import value of oil of viola will be a huge hit. . . when it smashes box office records kept in a fragile glass housing.

Best wishes for the new year,

May it bring sobering news and life affirming activities,

SO it is written, so shall it be published,