forever temporary

You have just got a long term position in a short term company.

You will be asked to sign a pre-nuptual agreement and a post-nuptual write up of where your relationship went wrong.

You seem to be engaged to all the wrong events and this bothers you terribly.

Your heart aches for true love and for the huge steak you had last night (which is odd because of your recent vow of vegetarianism).